Monday, December 3, 2012

Funny Receipts: 28 Ridiculous Instances Of Cash Register Hijinks (PICTURES)

A receipt may not be the first place you look for humor -- after all, they're designed to be so regimented and boring -- but some people out there are getting really creative with their cash register etiquette.

Whether it's a "best butt" discount, or a tip that just says "math," people know how to be funny (or weird) in astoundingly concise ways.

Whether it's the waitstaff or the customer, there's plenty of receipt re-interpretations.

Check out the pictures below.

  • A Match Made In Heaven

    This looks like the handwriting of a young child.

  • You Know, That One

    People really need to stop messing with Sheila.

  • Freudian Slip

    Peanut-hollandais... What did you think this meant?

  • The Only Reason To Go To Steak 'N Shake

    High as fuck is going to be really disappointed.

  • No, Thank You

    "Great, but could you also give me my waiter's name."

  • Not A Number, But...

    The number is actually 3.

  • Petty Cash Fraud

    You can't just give anyone a receipt book.

  • This Joke Happens A Lot

    The start to the greatest porn of our time?

  • Don't Judge Me!

    Can a receipt feel sadness? Love?

  • She/He Should Get More Of A Discount

    Oh we see how it is Twisted Root Burger Co., Best Butt is valued way more than Nicest Person.

  • Math is Hard

    But also, great tip.

  • At Least This Person Also Got Some Pretzels

    Let's calm it down.

  • This Is Really Walgreens' Fault For The Wording

    Jesus has heard it before and he's had enough of it, OK!?

  • No Space Between "Blend" And "That" Please

    But the real question is why it costs 1 penny to print this receipt (and then it didn't).

  • What Is This Short For?

    Wife beater? Isn't "white tee" more correct?

  • It Could Work, Right?

    After all those peach schnaps, maybe your judgment isn't the best.

  • Leftovers For Tip

    Nice effort.

  • So That's What Flava Flave Is Doing Now

    If only the person had taken the picture with the store's name in it.

  • You Weren't Supposed To See This

    Don't be mean to this dude.

  • Taco Bell Understands

    To be fair, this was at 3:30 in the morning.

  • Steve Carell Owns This

    Extra wet wings, WHAT?

  • Rue 21 Has An Identity Crisis

    This can't be real.

  • The Worst Store Or The Best Store To Have This Warning?

    Staten Island, let's get a round of applause.

  • On The Plus Side, No Tax

    We hope this is just a way to make a drink happier.

  • It Is What It Is

    He who paid for it, delt it.

  • You Can't Have Sunglasses Without The Sun

    Nice try!

  • Wake Up

    But for real, what is this was true.

  • Not A Joke

    We just wanted to make you feel bad about yourself.

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Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/01/funny-receipts-pictures_n_2223853.html

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